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[phoenixblessed]

Blue or purple?

[icepatch]

Blue.

[Duh. The reply came very fast and easily.

But then a few moments later (please imagine the double take)]

Wait. Why?

[phoenixblessed]

Blue it is.

Silver or gold?

[icepatch]

Silver.

[May as well change it up a little but what is this man up to?]

[phoenixblessed]

All right.
Now pick a number between one and seven.

[icepatch]

[If only Diluc could see the face Kaeya was making at his phone.]

This is weird.

7

[phoenixblessed]

It's a surprise.

[icepatch]

Well, you certainly know how to weave a mystery. Blue, silver, and seven.

What could it be?

[phoenixblessed]

What could it be, indeed.
I think you'll like it.

[icepatch]

And just what did I do to deserve whatever 'it' is?

I don't mind presents, mind you, but it does feel a bit out of the blue.

[phoenixblessed]

When have you needed to do something for me to bring you a gift?

[icepatch]

I hate it when you throw my words back at me.

[Fair enough, though.]

[phoenixblessed]

[It takes him a moment, but...]

Clearly you're a good influence.

[icepatch]

Of course I am. You were always the troublemaker, after all.

[phoenixblessed]

Remind me how many of father's windows *I* broke?

[icepatch]

Remind me how many scary ghost stories *I* told?

[phoenixblessed]

That isn't even close to being the same thing!

[icepatch]

What's that? Is that Adelinde coming here to scold you again for frightening the innocent child who knew nothing of Mondstadt at the time? Tsk, tsk, Diluc, you should know better!

[phoenixblessed]

It was character building. You cried at ducks, Kae.

[icepatch]

I had never seen a duck before, Luc!

[phoenixblessed]

I think you scared them more than they scared you.

[icepatch]

No, ducks are scary. You won't change my mind.

[phoenixblessed]

They aren't, but it's adorable that you think so.

[icepatch]

Don't be mean, Diluc. :(

[to be fair, it wasn't like Kaeya was all that afraid of them now. He certainly had outgrown that fear, but he is wary of them regardless.]

[phoenixblessed]

It isn't mean to tell the truth.