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[icepatch]

Remind me how many scary ghost stories *I* told?

[phoenixblessed]

That isn't even close to being the same thing!

[icepatch]

What's that? Is that Adelinde coming here to scold you again for frightening the innocent child who knew nothing of Mondstadt at the time? Tsk, tsk, Diluc, you should know better!

[phoenixblessed]

It was character building. You cried at ducks, Kae.

[icepatch]

I had never seen a duck before, Luc!

[phoenixblessed]

I think you scared them more than they scared you.

[icepatch]

No, ducks are scary. You won't change my mind.

[phoenixblessed]

They aren't, but it's adorable that you think so.

[icepatch]

Don't be mean, Diluc. :(

[to be fair, it wasn't like Kaeya was all that afraid of them now. He certainly had outgrown that fear, but he is wary of them regardless.]

[phoenixblessed]

It isn't mean to tell the truth.

[icepatch]

Sure it is. Hmph!

[phoenixblessed]

By what logic?!

[icepatch]

It's called brutal honesty for a reason. :T

[He was making it clear he was merely pouting and not actually hurt or upset about all this. Kaeya was just being bratty through his embarrassment.]

[phoenixblessed]

[Such a brat.]

If you're still scared of ducks, I have bad news about swans.

[icepatch]

Don't even start. Swans and geese can kindly go to hell. I am certain I am not the only one who feels this way.

[Gods damned murder birds.]

[phoenixblessed]

I'll admit I'm not fond of geese either.

[icepatch]

Good.

...how did we get to geese, anyway?

[phoenixblessed]

You mentioned them.

[icepatch]

I did not. You brought up that ducks scared me out of nowhere.

[phoenixblessed]

Only because you brought up how much of an innocent little thing you were as a child.

What ever happened.

[icepatch]

You happened.

[phoenixblessed]

Hah!

Yes, that would explain everything wouldn't it.

[icepatch]

You know Adelinde would agree if she were here. After all, she is the first person I ran to crying when you told me that lanterns contain the imprisoned souls of fireflies.

[Nevermind that now it's Kaeya who tells that story and the nuns hate him for it.]

[phoenixblessed]

I still can't believe you fell for that.

[icepatch]

I was also nine, you brat. And a foreigner at that!